A Ross Geller lookalike robbed a liquor store in the UK. David Schwimmer, aiming to be exonerated of all crimes, responded in the best way by posting a video of himself robbing a store. The store the real Ross robbed is in New York, so the alibi holds up.
In other Friends-related news, there’s talk that it’ll be taken off Netflix soon. Time to watch the series one more time before “taking a break”. See what I did there? I’ll show myself out.