BE CAREFUL WHO YOU ASK TO BE QUIT
LANCASTER, Calif. - Authorities say a man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone during a screening of the film "Shutter Island" at a Southern California movie theater.
Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says the stabbing happened Feb. 27 during a screening of the Martin Scorsese film in Lancaster. He says the two suspects remain at large.
Whitmore says the victim had complained about a woman sitting nearby who was talking on her phone during the movie. He says the woman left with two men, but the men returned minutes later and stabbed the victim in the neck.
Two other people in the theater came to the victim's aid and also were hurt. The man was hospitalized with serious injuries.
The sheriff's office says it knew the weapon used was a meat thermometer because the suspects left it behind. No further details were released.
WHO DOES THAT!!!!!!
R.I.P COREY HAIM (TORONTO FOR LIFE BROSKI)
ARE YOU STRESSED?
FIVE WAYS TO RELAX IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES:
It's important to get a little rest and relaxation every now and then. But you probably
don't have the extra time or the extra money for a two-week vacation in the Bahamas.
So here are five ways to relax in under five minutes . . .
#1.) BREATHE. Focusing on your breathing can give you a lot of the same benefits as
meditating does. And you can do it anywhere. Just take a slow, deep breath in . . . relax
your body . . . hold it for a second . . . then slowly breath out, and repeat. It really
works.
--But if you start feeling light-headed, stop.
#2.) WRITE IT DOWN. It's a way to directly confront the things that are stressing you
out. And just emptying the clutter in your brain can make you feel better.
#3.) DRINK SOMETHING. You can drink anything. Tea, coffee, V-8. It doesn't
matter. Of course, it works a little faster if it's a STIFF drink. But that's not what we're
talking about here. It's the ritual of preparing the drink that makes you feel relaxed.
#4.) STRETCH. Stand up, keep your knees slightly bent, bend forward and let your
arms hang. Let gravity do the work for you. Then stand up straight, clasp your hands
behind your back, and lift your hands up to stretch out your shoulders and upper back.
#5.) SING. Singing along to your favorite song can raise your energy level and put you
in a better mood. Don't worry if you suck. Just roll up your windows and pretend you're
on "American Idol".
(Yahoo.com)
What they really mean
Valentine's Day may be a SHAM HOLIDAY, but if you're hoping to get some action,
you're going to have to send your girl flowers.
--With that in mind, here's a basic guide to flowers and the meaning of each color:
--RED flowers symbolize romantic love, passion, desire, and eroticism. And the darker
the red, the deeper the love it symbolizes.
--BLACK flowers symbolize a loss, but they can also mean elegance, power and
mystery. Plus, sending black flowers is a great way to freak someone out . . . you know,
if you're kind of a psycho.
--WHITE flowers symbolize purity and family. They're ideal to send to a family member
or close friend.
--YELLOW flowers symbolize friendship and happiness, and can be used to express
congratulations as well.
--GREEN flowers symbolize fertility.
--PINK flowers signify femininity, sweetness, and charm.
--PEACH flowers signify appreciation, and sometimes gratitude.
--ORANGE flowers symbolize fascination and maybe a hint of mischief. If you're into
someone but you haven't told them yet, send orange flowers.
--LAVENDER flowers symbolize trust and nobility.
--And BLUE flowers typically symbolize peace and tranquility. But they can also be
used to express trust and contentment.
--And since we're on the topic of colors, researchers from the University Hospital of
South Manchester in England have found that people associate certain COLORS with
certain MOODS.
--For example, when they're feeling depressed, a person will say they feel "drawn to" the
color GRAY. And when they're happy, they'll say they're drawn to the color
YELLOW. Shocking news, right? (--You can link to the full story here . . .)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35304133/ns/technology_and_science-science/
(AOL Shopping / MSNBC)
PICK THE RIGHT ONE FRIENDS
Here I go with my list again
TEXT MESSAGES ARE THE BIGGEST RIP-OFF ON THE MARKET:
Recently, the finance gurus over at CNN put their heads together and compiled a list of the nine biggest RIP-OFFS in America. Check it out:
#1.) Text messages: They're basically free to send and receive. Meaning it doesn't cost the phone company anything to handle them. But on pay-per-text plans, phone companies will charge as much as 20 cents apiece. That's a 6,500% markup.
#2.) Hotel mini-bars: At an average hotel, mini-bar items typically cost three to four times the retail price. And at "fancy" hotels, it's not uncommon to markup mini-bar items by as much as 1,300%.
#3.) Movie theater popcorn: A medium bag of popcorn costs about 60 cents to make, and it sells for about $6. That's a 900% markup.
#4.) Wine at restaurants: Most restaurants double the price of their more expensive bottles, and triple the price of their cheaper ones. And if you just buy a glass instead of a bottle, you're going to pay a 500% markup.
#5.) Hotel in-room movies: A movie rental at Blockbuster will run you about $5. But in a hotel, you'll pay anywhere from $10 to $15. That's a 200% markup.
#6.) Name-brand painkillers: A bottle of Advil costs $8.49, while a bottle of the generic stuff goes for $5.29. That's a 60% markup, even though the no-name stuff works just as well.
#7.) Super gasoline: Typically, you're going to pay about 20 cents to 40 cents more for premium gas than the regular stuff. At $2.72 a gallon for regular gas, that translates to a markup of 15%.
#8.) College textbooks: Since 1986, the cost of textbooks has increased at double the rate of inflation. Now, an average college student will shell out around $900 a year for textbooks.
#9.) "Free" credit reports: We've all seen those god-awful ads from FreeCreditReport.com. The only problem is their service isn't actually free. It costs $14.99 a month, or $179 a year. (CNN Money)
ARE YOU NUTS!!!!!
Ok so I'm not much of a blogger just not my thing, but when I do come across something interesting I have to share... Like this artical I found while prepping for my show.
ONE IN FIVE DRINKERS WOULD RATHER GIVE UP SEX THAN ALCOHOL:
I enjoy a DRINK as much as the next guy. At least I thought I did, until I heard this . . .
--According to a new survey from Australia, 30% of drinkers say they'd rather give up their cell phone than alcohol.
--12% would give up their car instead of drinking. And another 12% would rather ditch their friends than put down the bottle.
--ONE in 20 would rather give up SLEEP than alcohol.
--And ONE in FIVE would rather give up SEX than alcohol. (???) (Courier-Mail)
Ya'll drinkers (the hard core ones) are crazy.
HERE ARE FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THROUGH FACEBOOK:
Social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter are wonderful tools for keeping in
touch with your friends and family members. But there IS such a thing as revealing too
much.
--With that in mind, here are FIVE things you should NEVER do through Facebook or
Twitter:
#1.) Breakups: Obviously, breaking up with someone over the Internet is lame. But
let's extend that to using the Internet to TELL everyone about your break-up.
--Every time a Facebook friend changes their status from "in a relationship" to "single," I
get kind of bummed out. Stop bumming me out!!! Unless of course you're of the
opposite sex, hot, promiscuous . . . and I'm single too. Then I need to know ASAP.
(???)
#2.) Pregnancy scares: Oh man, you just dodged a bullet there . . . what with all the
risky sexual behavior you've apparently been engaging in. Were you considering an
ABORTION? Do I really need to know this???
#3.) Your daily schedule: I don't care that you're having lunch with a friend I don't
know, at a restaurant I've never heard of, after a meeting for some job I didn't even
know you had. Is that clear enough?
#4.) How wasted you are: Do I really need to explain why this is a bad idea? Come
on, you're an adult . . . grow up.
#5.) Personal messages to celebrities: It's highly unlikely ANY celebrity . . . let alone
the one you're writing to . . . is going to be checking out your Facebook profile. So
what's the point?
SEVEN WAYS TO AVOID A HANGOVER BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER YOU DRINK:
The holidays are officially over, and with the five-day work week back in full swing, it's
time to drown your sorrows with some heavy drinking. So "Real Simple" magazine put
together a list of ways to avoid a hangover before, during, and after you drink.
--Some of them are kind of obvious, but some are sort of interesting. Here are a few . . .
BEFORE YOU DRINK . . .
#1.) EAT FATTY FOODS. Food delays the absorption of alcohol, but FATTY foods
do it best because they line your intestines with grease, so the alcohol takes longer to
absorb.
--Also, food that's high in fiber helps break down the booze and keeps it from reaching
your bloodstream as quickly.
#2.) TAKE VITAMIN C. Most people know it's supposed to help prevent colds, but
studies suggest that it can also prevent a hangover.
WHILE YOU'RE DRINKING . . .
#1.) DRINK BETTER LIQUOR. The cheap stuff isn't filtered as many times, so it has
more congeners (-pronounced CON-je-ners). Congeners are impurities that form during
the fermentation process, and they help cause hangovers.
#2.) AVOID CARBONATION. It makes your stomach expand, which makes you
absorb more alcohol. It happens with beer, but the bubbles in champagne and tonic
water are worse.
THE NEXT MORNING . . .
#1.) EAT EGGS. They have a chemical that helps your liver get rid of harmful free
radicals, and you owe your liver some R&R after a big night.
#2.) EAT HONEY. That's what the National Headache Foundation recommends.
Fructose helps your body metabolize the alcohol. Plus, honey has vitamin B-6 in it, and
some studies say that helps reduce the effects of a hangover.
#3.) DRINK PLENTY OF WATER. One of the main reasons bad hangovers are so
bad is you're SEVERELY dehydrated. Some symptoms of dehydration include,
headache, dry mouth, dizziness, extreme thirst, and fatigue. Sound familiar?
(RealSimple.com)
SO LAME
Lemondrop.com is a lifestyle website for women that's affiliated with AOL. Recently, a
writer there polled her friends in order to come up with a list of the worst breakup
excuses they'd ever heard.
--Here's a look at some of the better . . . or worse . . . ones:
--"You're too nice."
--"I don't want to hurt you."
--"I love you too much."
--"I might move soon, and I don't want to have to factor a relationship into the decision."
--"You suck in bed."
--"I'm actually gay."
(--Okay, some of these are clearly pretty lame . . . like the one about being too nice, or
loving someone too much. And if someone isn't actually gay, but they use it as an
excuse to break up, that's weak too.)
HOW TO GET THEM TO SMILE
HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR KID TO SMILE WHILE SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP:
Let's face it . . . your typical mall Santa is a little creepy. And getting your kid to smile for the photo while sitting on Santa's lap is like planning the D-Day invasion.
--But never fear: We've got a list of tips to get your kid to crack a smile . . . from a website called Holidash.com. Check it out:
#1.) Reverse psychology . . . the logic is that when you tell your kids NOT to do something, it increases the chances that they actually WILL.
#2.) Making funny faces
#3.) Telling Santa that your kid wants something ridiculous for Christmas like, say, a "ball of snot." The hope is that Junior then will chime in and tell Santa what he REALLY wants for Christmas.
#4.) Fart jokes
#5.) And, finally, when all else fails . . . you can always resort to BRIBERY. (???) (Holidash)
GET IT RIGHT FELLA'S
HERE ARE SIX GIFT-GIVING RULES SO YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR LADY
SOMETHING SHE HATES . . . AND MAKE HER CRY:
Well guys, it's that time of year again. The time when you try to guess what your girl
wants for Christmas . . . only to leave her in tears by giving her something boneheaded.
--If that scenario sounds all too familiar to you . . . and since you're a guy, I know it
DOES . . . here are six basic gift-giving rules for you to follow. If you do, I promise you
won't make your girl cry, yet again, by getting her another terrible gift.
#1.) If you're buying clothes and you're unsure what size she wears, a little too small is
better than a little too big.
#2.) Your girl isn't perfect. But you don't need to remind her of that fact by getting her
exercise equipment, self-help books, wrinkle cream or any other item that will make her
feel badly about herself.
#3.) Appliances and cookware are okay . . . but ONLY if she asks for them.
#4.) Don't buy something that you'll use more than she will. I repeat: Do not buy your
girl a gift that's more for you than it is for her.
#5.) Remember that it's the thought that counts. But only if you came up with the
thought before you reached the checkout line on December 24th.
#6.) When all else fails, at least try to create memories. That means either go BIG, or
go for the funny. That way, even if you blow it, at least she'll appreciate the effort.
(Yahoo Finance)
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
HERE ARE 16 ITEMS THAT BECAME OBSOLETE THIS DECADE:
Ten years ago, the world was a vastly different place. And now that we're about to
begin a new decade, it seems like an appropriate time to look back at how much the
world has changed in that time.
--To show how far we've come, "New York Magazine" came up with a list of 16 once-
common items that were made obsolete in the 2000s. Check it out:
#1.) Answering machines
#2.) Lickable stamps
#3.) Foldable maps
#4.) Cathode ray tube TVs
#5.) Incandescent light bulbs
#6.) Paying for pornography
#7.) Smoking in bars . . . which is on its way out, even in states where it's still allowed
#8.) Fax machines
#9.) Hydrox cookies (--which are similar to Oreos)
#10.) Cassette tapes
#11.) Floppy disks
#12.) Phone books
#13.) Polaroid photos
#14.) Bank deposit slips . . . which are in the process of being replaced by check-reading
ATMs
#15.) Subway tokens
#16.) The Rolodex
(New York Magazine)
BE CAR READY
FIVE WAYS TO PREPARE YOUR CAR FOR WINTER:
The first official day of winter is a week away, but it already FEELS like winter. So
even if you think your car is running fine, you should get it checked out before it's too
late. Because breaking down in cold weather sucks . . . and it can be dangerous.
--Here are five ways to get your car ready . . .
#1.) CHECK YOUR OIL. You only need to get your oil changed once every three to
four months. So if you do it now, you probably won't have to do it again until Spring.
Plus, there are certain types of oil that can help your car run better in harsh conditions.
#2.) CHECK YOUR TIRES. If they're bald, you're asking for trouble. One little patch
of ice can mean a serious car crash. Plus, if you hit a pothole with old tires on your car,
it can damage the rims. Replacing your tires NOW is much cheaper.
#3.) CHECK YOUR DEFROSTER AND YOUR HEATER. Make sure it's running
as well as possible. That way you won't have to wait as long for your car to warm up in
the mornings.
#4.) CHECK YOUR BRAKES. Being able to stop quickly is always important, but it's
CRUCIAL in the wintertime.
#5.) PACK THE ESSENTIALS. In case of an emergency, here's the stuff you should
have in your car at all times: jumper cables, a spare, a jack, gloves, a blanket, an ice
scraper, a flashlight, snacks, bottled water, and a first aid kit.
(Quizzle.com)
SEXY HOODIE GIRL!
INTRODUCING THE WORLD'S FIRST HOODED THONG:
Ladies . . . if you consider yourself to be "fashion forward," then today's your lucky day.
--That's because a couple of fashion designers named Jeannine Han and Umlaut
Brikauski have just created the world's first HOODED THONG. (???)
--Just so we're clear, yes, by "hooded thong" I mean it's a pair of thong underwear that
has a hood attached to it.
http://www.hoodthong.com/order.php
YOU GOT TO SEE THIS LADIES I AM SURE YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
XMAS PARTIES
HERE ARE 20 DO'S AND DON'TS FOR YOUR HOLIDAY WORK PARTY:
#1.) DO act as if you're being observed. Because you are.
#2.) DON'T talk about work. Well, okay, you can a little. But not a lot, and definitely not exclusively.
#3.) DO ask about a dress code. Typically, you'll be shooting for a slightly "fancier" version of your usual professional look.
#4.) DON'T spend the whole evening talking to the colleagues you spend all day with.
#5.) DO take this chance to get to know your other coworkers . . . and your boss . . . a little better.
#6.) DON'T drink too much. And if photos are being taken, put down your drink first.
#7.) DO act like you're happy to be there . . . even if you aren't. Your company is footing the bill, so try and act grateful.
#8.) DON'T flirt. With anyone. It's just a bad, bad idea.
#9.) DO take the opportunity to network with people in other departments, the higher-ups in the company, etc.
#10.) DO stay at the party for at least an hour. Otherwise, you'll give the impression that you didn't really want to be there in the first place.
#11.) DON'T be the last one to leave.
#12.) DON'T make a pig of yourself at the food table. You can eat later if you're still hungry.
#13.) DO speak and act in ways that make you appear intelligent, agreeable and sane.
#14.) DON'T talk politics or religion. And never tell dirty jokes, or use foul language.
15.) DO choose subjects that are cordial and uplifting . . . like hobbies, travel or books.
#16.) DON'T pull rank by, say, forcing your subordinates to get your drinks for you. That's really not cool.
#17.) DO hold your beverage in your left hand so that your right hand will be free and dry when you shake hands. (???)
#18.) DON'T gossip. It's neither the time nor the place.
#19.) DO find out first if guests are invited. And if they are, only bring someone who will reflect well on you.
#20.) DON'T forget to thank the party organizers.(Yahoo Finance)
GOOD OL FACEBOOK
NINE TIPS FOR MEETING SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK:
If you want to widen your dating pool, but you don't feel like signing up for an online
dating service, you should consider meeting someone through Facebook. Here are 10
tips to help you do just that:
#1.) HAVE A GOOD PROFILE PICTURE. That means no photos of you doing a
keg stand, any photo where you're visibly drunk, or a picture of you surrounded by
Hooters girls.
--Your ideal photo should be casual and spontaneous, instead of something posed. And
it's okay for you to change your default picture fairly frequently.
#2.) SHAPE YOUR IMAGE. On Facebook, your profile is your first impression.
Keep things simple and uncluttered by not posting tons of silly quizzes, boxes, or games.
--Also, consider removing anything from your page that could be considered offensive,
or make you look like a tool. If your buddies write rude or stupid comments all over
your wall, potential dates are going to be immediately turned off.
#3.) BE INTERESTING. People who constantly update their Facebook profile are
annoying. But a strategically-timed status message or photo album can help your cause
if it makes you seem more interesting . . . like if you're going somewhere cool for a
vacation.
#4.) JOIN FAN PAGES AND INTEREST GROUPS. Joining a couple fan and group
pages will help expand your dating pool . . . and it increases your chance of finding
someone who actually enjoys your favorite teams, movies or comedians.
--An added bonus to joining groups is that they might organize events where you can
meet people, and maybe even ask someone out in person.
#5.) BROWSE YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS. A Harvard study recently found that
70% of time spent on Facebook involves looking at other people's profiles. So scroll
through your friends' friend lists and see if anyone catches your eye.
#6.) LOOK FOR RELATIONSHIP STATUSES. Most people include a relationship
status in their profile. As a general rule, you should avoid anyone who DOESN'T list
their status.
--Anyone who has "it's complicated" or doesn't list a status might have baggage . . . or a
crazy ex. At the same time, you've got to follow this rule in your own profile and list
yourself as single, and looking for a date or relationship.
#7.) ASK ABOUT THEIR STATUS UPDATES. If the person you're interested in
posts a status update saying they had a bad day, consider sending them a private
message and asking what's up.
--Or, if they post a cool link, tell them it was interesting. Just don't do it too often . . .
you'll seem like a stalker checking on their every move.
#8.) POST ON THEIR PAGE INFREQUENTLY. You obviously want to show
interest, but most people can sense desperation from a mile away.
--An occasional post on their wall in fine, but the less you post on their page, the better,
since you want them to know you have a life outside of Facebook. It'll also show that
they're special enough to communicate with privately, and not on their page for
everyone to see.
#9.) USE THE CHAT FEATURE. If you want to get more one-on-one with someone,
instant message them when they're online. That way, you get an immediate response
instead of waiting for them to reply to a message that may take days to open.
(Ask Men)
GOOD OL FACEBOOK
NINE TIPS FOR MEETING SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK:
If you want to widen your dating pool, but you don't feel like signing up for an online
dating service, you should consider meeting someone through Facebook. Here are 10
tips to help you do just that:
#1.) HAVE A GOOD PROFILE PICTURE. That means no photos of you doing a
keg stand, any photo where you're visibly drunk, or a picture of you surrounded by
Hooters girls.
--Your ideal photo should be casual and spontaneous, instead of something posed. And
it's okay for you to change your default picture fairly frequently.
#2.) SHAPE YOUR IMAGE. On Facebook, your profile is your first impression.
Keep things simple and uncluttered by not posting tons of silly quizzes, boxes, or games.
--Also, consider removing anything from your page that could be considered offensive,
or make you look like a tool. If your buddies write rude or stupid comments all over
your wall, potential dates are going to be immediately turned off.
#3.) BE INTERESTING. People who constantly update their Facebook profile are
annoying. But a strategically-timed status message or photo album can help your cause
if it makes you seem more interesting . . . like if you're going somewhere cool for a
vacation.
#4.) JOIN FAN PAGES AND INTEREST GROUPS. Joining a couple fan and group
pages will help expand your dating pool . . . and it increases your chance of finding
someone who actually enjoys your favorite teams, movies or comedians.
--An added bonus to joining groups is that they might organize events where you can
meet people, and maybe even ask someone out in person.
#5.) BROWSE YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS. A Harvard study recently found that
70% of time spent on Facebook involves looking at other people's profiles. So scroll
through your friends' friend lists and see if anyone catches your eye.
#6.) LOOK FOR RELATIONSHIP STATUSES. Most people include a relationship
status in their profile. As a general rule, you should avoid anyone who DOESN'T list
their status.
--Anyone who has "it's complicated" or doesn't list a status might have baggage . . . or a
crazy ex. At the same time, you've got to follow this rule in your own profile and list
yourself as single, and looking for a date or relationship.
#7.) ASK ABOUT THEIR STATUS UPDATES. If the person you're interested in
posts a status update saying they had a bad day, consider sending them a private
message and asking what's up.
--Or, if they post a cool link, tell them it was interesting. Just don't do it too often . . .
you'll seem like a stalker checking on their every move.
#8.) POST ON THEIR PAGE INFREQUENTLY. You obviously want to show
interest, but most people can sense desperation from a mile away.
--An occasional post on their wall in fine, but the less you post on their page, the better,
since you want them to know you have a life outside of Facebook. It'll also show that
they're special enough to communicate with privately, and not on their page for
everyone to see.
#9.) USE THE CHAT FEATURE. If you want to get more one-on-one with someone,
instant message them when they're online. That way, you get an immediate response
instead of waiting for them to reply to a message that may take days to open.
(Ask Men)
DON'T BE THAT GUY OR GIRL
HERE ARE SIX TYPES OF ANNOYING CO-WORKERS:
Admit it . . . you have a few co-workers that you just CAN'T STAND. It's okay, there
are probably a few people in your office who don't like you either.
--With that in mind, here are six types of annoying co-workers that everyone hates:
#1.) The Gossip: Whether we admit it or not, everyone loves a little gossip. But it
undermines the spirit of the workplace, and creates an atmosphere of paranoia.
#2.) The Broken Clock: This person's always late to meetings, and shows up late for
work. And when they do finally show up, they spend the entire day instant messaging
and checking Facebook.
#3.) The Mold Guy: Every office refrigerator is stocked with moldy, month-old
sandwiches and rotting fruit. And that's because every office has a Mold Guy who
leaves their leftovers in the office fridge.
#4.) The Stinker: This is the person who wears way too much cologne or perfume. Or,
they have wicked B.O., in which case they don't wear enough.
#5.) The Cracker: This is the guy who's always cracking jokes, cracking his knuckles,
popping his chewing gum, or clanking spoons in his coffee cup.
#6.) The Tapper: This is the guy who spends every meeting tapping away at his smart
phone.
(Yahoo Hot Jobs)
Swimming in beer... THAT'S RIGHT BEER!
THERE'S A RESORT IN AUSTRIA WHERE YOU CAN SWIM IN A POOL OF
BEER:
Guys . . . the next time you're trying to decide where to go on vacation, you might want
to consider the town of Starkenberger, Austria.
--That's because there's a spa there called the Starkenberger Myth of Beer Resort, and it
has three 5,000-gallon swimming pools full of BEER.
--That's right . . . swimming pools FULL OF BEER.
--According to resort officials, swimming in beer can help treat skin conditions, improve
blood circulation and even cure wounds. The jury is still out as to whether or not that's
actually true.
(--But what do you care? You get to go swimming in beer. It's a dream come true!!!) (???)
http://www.bierschwimmbad.com/
WOULD YOU DO IT?
Here's something original for ya
HERE ARE TEN WAYS TO PAY YOUR DATE AN ORIGINAL COMPLIMENT:
How many times has this happened? You're out on a date with someone you like, and you want to pay them a compliment. But you don't want to use the same tired line every other jerk uses.
--Well, the people over at Match.com feel your pain, and they've come up with a list of ten ways to compliment your date, without coming across as an unoriginal tool. Check it out:
#1.) Focus on what they haven't heard before: If your date has nice hair, she probably knows it. So either come up with a new way to compliment her hair, or bypass the "obvious" qualities in favor of something less appreciated . . . like her posture. (???)
#2.) Look for cues: The question isn't "What do YOU notice about your date?" It's "What do you think your date WANTS YOU to notice?" In other words, identify what seems to be important to your date, and focus on complimenting those things.
#3.) Get specific: Vague, general compliments mean absolutely nothing. So instead of telling a girl she's "pretty," identify a specific, more subtle trait . . . like, say, her sultry voice. The rule of thumb is the more specific the compliment, the more likely it is to strike a chord.
#4.) "That color looks great on you": Apparently, women love this one. I'm not quite sure why. But it seems to signify your attraction, as well as demonstrate your eye for good style.
#5.) Compliment their home: If it's clear your date has spent a lot of time and energy setting up her place, then chances are she wants you to notice and appreciate her efforts.
#6.) Acknowledge their friends: If you get the chance to meet your date's friends, you
have to show them some love . . . even if they're annoying. Why? Because would you
date someone if all your friends hated them?
#7.) "You must spend hours at the gym": The only way this compliment can misfire
is if your date clearly DOESN'T go to the gym. Otherwise, you can't miss. Why?
--Because if they DO go to the gym, they'll appreciate that you noticed their efforts.
And if they DON'T, you're still complimenting their superior genes. There's nothing
wrong with that.
#8.) Beware the lewd and suggestive: At the end of the date, or sometime soon, you're
hoping for sex. That goes without saying. But there's no better way to make sure that
never happens than to use lewd or suggestive euphemisms. It's just creepy.
#9.) Never say "I like you": Why? Because some people will feel you're coming on
too strong. Plus, there are much smoother ways to convey the same message.
#10.) End on a good note: If you get a kiss, compliment it immediately. And even if
you don't, you should end with a broad compliment. Something like, "You're amazing."
Basically, you want to end the date on a high, and indicate that you want more.
(Match.com)
Glow in the dark sexxxy
AND NOW . . . LINGERIE THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK:
I like to think I'm a fairly intelligent person. And yet, I'm completely fascinated by
ANYTHING that glows in the dark. (???) (--I should also mention that I'm still
completely fascinated by women's breasts.)
--Enter glow-in-the-dark LINGERIE by an Australian company called LuminoGlow.
--Apparently, LuminoGlow launched about two years ago, and they've just come out
with a new collection of glow-in-the-dark underwear called Boudoir.
--It goes on sale next week.
(--Check out a visual demonstration of the glow-in-the-dark lingerie here . . .)
http://www.glowinthedarklingerie.com.au/boudoir-glow-in-the-dark-lingerie-gallery/
(--You can buy some glow-in-the-dark lingerie here . . .)
http://www.glowinthedarklingerie.com.au/
(Style List)
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